May 03, 2010

Medical jokes (1) Labour Pain

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

April 04, 2010

Desasiswa Appeal

To medic students who are not successful in applying for desasiswa and believes that he/she deserves to get, please follow these instructions..

1) Appeal for Desa with the standard procedures
2) Prepare a short profile with ur name, matric num etc.
3) Write a formal appeal letter addressing to Timbalan dekan akademik PPSP stating your reasons
4) Insert a print screen of your MyActivity from the healthycampus website. Make sure it is readable and please make sure your merit is sufficiently high.
5) Add any extra supporting documents that may help. Eg, proof of family financial status
6) Wait for the appeal results.. pls do not send before the appeal results, as I wouldnt know whether u have managed to appeal or not.
7) In case you still fail to appeal, within 3 days after the appeal results are out..
a) For Year 1, 2 and 4, please approach Liew Yen Yee personally and give me the documents.
b) For Year 3, please email to me (for email read below..)
Note: Late applications wont be entertained..

There are no guarantees here but PSP will try our best to fight for medic students place in desa through our timbalan dekan.



For further details, please refer to
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=131404924829&topic=12858

March 17, 2010

ALL DA BEST IN PRO II

3 DAYS COUNTDOWN TO PRO II....

PSP would like to wish 3rd year medical student all da vest in pro II.
JIA YOU JIA YOU
MAATTAUFEEQ WANNAJAH

February 24, 2010

MERITS AND DESA - TO ALL PSP MEMBERS

ATTENTION TO ALL PSP MEMBERS
MERITS, PROJECTS, and DESA

Would like to drag attention from directors for any projects conducted under PSP and special calling to the listed projects below :

1. Sukan Mahasiswa Perubatan Malaysia 1-7 JUN 09
2. Segalanya Tentang Wanita 22-23 JULAI 09
3. Hari Keluarga PSP 1 OGOS 09
4. Klinik Skor Cemerlang tahun 1 28 NOVEMBER 09
5. Majlis Sambutan Hari Raya Aidilfitri (d dewan nurani) 2 OKTOBER 09
6. Karnival Sukan Mahasiswa Perubatan 07-09 JAN 2010
7. Marathon PSP 07-09 JAN 2010

Kindly fill in the laporan kejayaan projek form (available at HEPP) and attach a copy of names, ic, and matric no of all participants @ secretariat and a copy of expenses@ belanjawan of ur project

THIS IS TO BE SUBMITTED BEFORE 28TH FEBRUARY 2010

And be reminded to do d key-in data procedure any time before 10pm everyday (starting from today) at HEPP.

THIS IS TO BE COMPLETED BEFORE 10TH MARCH 2010

DESASISWA:

Online application for desasiswa will be opened from 1st - 14th MARCH 2010
1ST ANNOUNCEMENT of d online application result is on 25th MARCH 2010
1ST RAYUAN can be made on 4th APRIL 2010

NOTICE: for students who are offered but REFUSE THE OFFER (if any) are most unlikely to receive 2nd offer @ chance even after RAYUAN application.  






SUNATHON PSP 2009

BAKTI SISWA??? SUNATHON PSP 2009
12 DISEMBER 2009
19 DISEMBER 2009


Ikrar, janji pada diri, perbaiki diri, moga kalian sentiasa dalam rahmat ilahi....
laskar pelangi!!! =).... Anak-anak kecil, generasi peneraju semoga menjadi insan berjaya here and hereafter


menanti penuh debaran.... suspen!!! sebelum di- circumcised!!!



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bakal-bakal juru bedah bertauliah, mahasiswa USM... menjulang nama Universiti di pesada masyarakat... =)

SEMOGA SUKSES SELALU...
TERIMA KASIH ATAS SOKONGAN YG DIBERIKAN KEPADA PSP 2009/2010