A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
May 03, 2010
Medical jokes (1) Labour Pain
April 04, 2010
Desasiswa Appeal
To medic students who are not successful in applying for desasiswa and believes that he/she deserves to get, please follow these instructions..
1) Appeal for Desa with the standard procedures
2) Prepare a short profile with ur name, matric num etc.
3) Write a formal appeal letter addressing to Timbalan dekan akademik PPSP stating your reasons
4) Insert a print screen of your MyActivity from the healthycampus website. Make sure it is readable and please make sure your merit is sufficiently high.
5) Add any extra supporting documents that may help. Eg, proof of family financial status
6) Wait for the appeal results.. pls do not send before the appeal results, as I wouldnt know whether u have managed to appeal or not.
7) In case you still fail to appeal, within 3 days after the appeal results are out..
a) For Year 1, 2 and 4, please approach Liew Yen Yee personally and give me the documents.
b) For Year 3, please email to me (for email read below..)
Note: Late applications wont be entertained..
There are no guarantees here but PSP will try our best to fight for medic students place in desa through our timbalan dekan.
For further details, please refer to
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=131404924829&topic=12858
March 17, 2010
ALL DA BEST IN PRO II
3 DAYS COUNTDOWN TO PRO II....
PSP would like to wish 3rd year medical student all da vest in pro II.
JIA YOU JIA YOU
MAATTAUFEEQ WANNAJAH
February 24, 2010
MERITS AND DESA - TO ALL PSP MEMBERS
ATTENTION TO ALL PSP MEMBERS
MERITS, PROJECTS, and DESA
Would like to drag attention from directors for any projects conducted under PSP and special calling to the listed projects below :
1. Sukan Mahasiswa Perubatan Malaysia 1-7 JUN 09
2. Segalanya Tentang Wanita 22-23 JULAI 09
3. Hari Keluarga PSP 1 OGOS 09
4. Klinik Skor Cemerlang tahun 1 28 NOVEMBER 09
5. Majlis Sambutan Hari Raya Aidilfitri (d dewan nurani) 2 OKTOBER 09
6. Karnival Sukan Mahasiswa Perubatan 07-09 JAN 2010
7. Marathon PSP 07-09 JAN 2010
Kindly fill in the laporan kejayaan projek form (available at HEPP) and attach a copy of names, ic, and matric no of all participants @ secretariat and a copy of expenses@ belanjawan of ur project
THIS IS TO BE SUBMITTED BEFORE 28TH FEBRUARY 2010
And be reminded to do d key-in data procedure any time before 10pm everyday (starting from today) at HEPP.
THIS IS TO BE COMPLETED BEFORE 10TH MARCH 2010
DESASISWA:
Online application for desasiswa will be opened from 1st - 14th MARCH 2010
1ST ANNOUNCEMENT of d online application result is on 25th MARCH 2010
1ST RAYUAN can be made on 4th APRIL 2010
NOTICE: for students who are offered but REFUSE THE OFFER (if any) are most unlikely to receive 2nd offer @ chance even after RAYUAN application.
SUNATHON PSP 2009
BAKTI SISWA??? SUNATHON PSP 2009
12 DISEMBER 2009
19 DISEMBER 2009
Ikrar, janji pada diri, perbaiki diri, moga kalian sentiasa dalam rahmat ilahi....
laskar pelangi!!! =).... Anak-anak kecil, generasi peneraju semoga menjadi insan berjaya here and hereafter
menanti penuh debaran.... suspen!!! sebelum di- circumcised!!!
.
bakal-bakal juru bedah bertauliah, mahasiswa USM... menjulang nama Universiti di pesada masyarakat... =)
SEMOGA SUKSES SELALU...
TERIMA KASIH ATAS SOKONGAN YG DIBERIKAN KEPADA PSP 2009/2010
FAMILY DAY PSP
PSP FAMILY DAY
'Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.'
~ LILO AND STITCH~
DATE : 27 FEB 2010 this SATURDAY!!!!
VENUE : JOGGING TREK AREA N
PADANG SERBAGUNA
ATTIRE : PSP T-SHIRT
TIME : 7.30AM - ……
7.3O – PENDAFTARAN DAN AGIHAN MAKANAN (SEKITAR TAPAK PERMULAAN JOGGING)
8.00 -JOGATHON BERPASANGAN
- KAIN DISEDIAKAN
- DIIKAT LONGGAR
- BERHATI-HATI
9.30 - BERGERAK KE PADANG SERBAGUNA
- AKTIVITI-AKTIVITI LAIN
JOGATHON BERPASANGAN
MATA
COMPULSARY FOR 1ST, 2ND N 4TH YEAR
PENYERTAAN
-SAMA KAUM :5
-BERLAINAN KAUM:10
PEMENANG
1 ST-15 TH : +10
KHEMAH BERHIAS
RM 5O PER BATCH ARE GIVEN … CLAIM LATER ON.
PENYERTAAN : 10
MATA PEMENANG
1ST : 30
2ND : 20
3RD : 10
FUTSAL BERPELIKAT/KAIN BATIK
SILA BAWA KAIN BATIK SENDIRI. TANPA KAIN BATIK, PENYERTAAN AHLI ITU TERBATAL
8 WAKIL PER BATCH
MATA
PENYERTAAN : 5 SETIAP PESERTA
PEMENANG 1ST : 20
2ND :10
DEBAT SANTAI
3 WAKIL PER BATCH
EX: “DORAEMON LEBIH BAIK DARI SIN CHAN”,PEMBANGKANG N PENCADANG
MATA PENYERTAAN : 5 SETIAP
PESERTA
PEMENANG :1ST : 20
: 2ND :10
WAJAH BERHIAS
-3 PEOPLES PER GROUP
MATA PENYERTAAN
SETIAP PESERTA : 5
PEMENANG :
1st : 20
2nd : 10
SI BIJAK MENJAWAB
KUIZ SOALAN-SOALAN AM
3 WAKIL PER BATCH
MATA
PENYERTAAN: 5
PEMENANG :
1ST 20
2ND 10
BOLA BERBAHAYA (5)
BOLA BERACUN LIKE
5 WAKIL PER BATCH
MATA
PENYERTAAN PASUKAN : 20
PEMENANG :
1ST :20
2ND :10
TARIK TALI
6 WAKIL PER BATCH
MATA PENYERTAAN PASUKAN : 20
PEMENANG :
1ST :20
2ND:10
BATCH YANG MENGUMPULKAN MATA TERBANYAK DINOBATKAN BATCH TERBAIK
PIALA PUSINGAN DEKAN PPSP
JEMPUT BERAMAI-RAMAI YER!!!!!
PSP COURSE NIGHT
MANY COLOURSE 1 RACE
TIME TO GATHER IN ONE HALL, AT 1 TIME, IN SAME EVENT, WITH 1 HEART..
LOVE OUR SENIORS, LOVE OUR JUNIORS, N LOVE OUR FRIENDS.
PENDAFTARAN 8.30 MLM
DI DEWAN UTAMA
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL!!!!!!!!
PAKAIAN FORMAL/DRESS/TRADITIONAL
-NO JEANS
-NO T-SHIRT
-BEST DRESS
UUIO in memory
di foyer PPSP bersama-sama barisan pimpinan kampus
75 orang mahasiswa Aceh di majlis penutup UUIO......
sesi brainstorm dan diskusi d dk 2.....
February 18, 2010
(USMKK UNSYIAH INTERNATIONAL OUTREACH)
UUIO 2010
(USMKK UNSYIAH INTERNATIONAL OUTREACH)
lawatan rasmi UNSYIAH (universitas syiah kuala) ke USMKK akan berlangsung pada hari ini, 18 februari 2010 bertempat di red square PPSP. bagi sesiapa yg berkelapangan dijemput hadir bersama sama dalam slot diskusi di DK4 jam 1050am.
PSP-MPPUSMKK
PSP-MPPUSMKK
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
PERSATUAN SAINS PERUBATAN
WISH U
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
MAY DIS YEAR BRINGS YOU HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY
February 01, 2010
FAMILY DAY PSP - COURSE NITE
January 31, 2010
January 01, 2010
Welcome 010110
Welcome to 010110
PSP wishes all students a Happy New Year
2010 will be a better year for us.
Let's make a difference on our life to be a better and competent student.